Most wonderful time of the year?
Bah, humbug; you’d rather be dragging around Jacob Marley’s chains than face another crazed mall crawl, syrupy elevator carol, or bad cup of eggnog sans booze.
Ready for some REAL Xmas fun?
Read on for ways to put a little Go Go in your Ho Ho Ho….
Sexy Ladies! Sexy Talk! Free! Free! Free!
If hearing multiple renditions of I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus has your knickers in a twist, forego the ugly sweater caroling party and head to the M Bar this Thursday.
Sassy author/TV journo Anna David knows you’ve been naughty AND nice and rewards you accordingly with FREE entry to 2013’s final performance of True Tales of Love and Lust, her monthly showcase of witty, wise ass women dishing the dirt about sex and romance on stage.
David’s end-of-year holiday show is extra special not only because it’s gratis but because gents Greg Berendt (He’s Just Not That Into You) and comedian Dave Anthony, co-hosts of hilarious podcast Walking the Room, join Erika Schickel (You’re Not the Boss of Me), Hailey Boyle (Stand Up in Stilettos), and True Tales co-host Eric Martin (This American Wife podcast) for a special co-ed show.
On Friday morning, you’ll agree the guys gave good read too….
TRUE TALES OF LOVE AND LUST — Thurs, Dec 19 @ 8:30 (doors @ 8pm); FREE — M Bar, 1253 N Vine St (at Fountain), LA 90038 Dinner reservations strongly encouraged! Please call 323.856.0036.
RSVP TO GET IN FREE here.
Can’t wait ’til New Year’s Eve to put on your fancy pants and kick out the jams?
Get all soignee and suavectio at The Golden Stag Winter Holiday Extravaganza this Friday night.
The speakeasy-inspired LA Noir Lounge in the ballroom of the historic and ever-glamorous Park Plaza Hotel features Dean Mora’s Big Band orchestra, serenading sirens, eye-popping solos, and wandering entertainers such as Alice Underground, dance ensembles and kicklines including Sypher Elite Dance Company, and dance-offs between swing kings The Hollywood Hotshots and The Lindy Hop Kings.
Of course, expect classic cocktails, winter wonderland treats, and other like-minded guests dressed in their elegant, 1920’s/1940’s/formal wear best.
Go Go’ers, this is not the time for your Santa suit with cummberbund.
THE GOLDEN STAG WINTER HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA — Fri, Dec 20 @ 8pm/doors @7pm. $35 – $100 — Park Plaza Hotel, 607 South Park View Street, LA 90057 For tix & more info: http://goldenstagla.com/
A Short but Sweet Night
The Winter Solstice is this weekend and you know what that means: a night of debauchery, crime, and an execution.
Oh wait…that was Ancient Rome.
This Saturday’s Solstice of Dreamers from the Lucent Dossier Experience may not have a human sacrifice on the agenda but otherwise, (almost) anything goes when the multi-faceted company brings its usual collection of wild and whimsical sideshow-meets-cabaret acts to the Fonda Theatre. In addition to their always-fantastic, immersive milieu with (among others) aerial, contortionist, and acrobatic displays, the Solstice celebration features music from the soon-to-be-solo DJ’s, the Black 22’s.
A musical duo whose name couldn’t be more appropriate for the blackest night of the year….
LUCENT DOSSIER EXPERIENCE – “SOLSTICE OF DREAMERS” — Sat, Dec 21 @ 9 pm; $30 — Henry Fonda Theatre, 6126 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood 90028 http://www.lucentdossier.com/
Ready? U Know U Want 2 Go Go….