Yay, Hawaii!

It’s August and BOOM, triple digit heat is here.

Not to mention earthquakes.

Do not give in to the temptation to lie around like a limp noodle, Go Go’ers.  This is the season for hot summer fun.

To review: limp noodleness out; hot summer fun in.

Get it?  Got it?  Good.  Now go go.

If You Happen to Like Food and Wine….

Really, there is no weekend so busy that you can’t squeeze in some food and wine.

And if you are, Ms. Go Go does not want to hear your sad excuses.

There May Be Blood….

Even time-challenged foodies will want to clear their calendars for  The Los Angeles Food and Wine Festival, which stands out for the quality and quantity of participants: 100 Big Deal chefs and 200 wineries and breweries.

Bet you won’t be able try just one…

Grabbing a bite is easy and good; the fest  takes place over four days (August 9-12) in four L.A. locations (Santa Monica, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, DTLA) with all of the lunch, dinner, demo, event, and seminar options benefitting St. Vincent’s Meals on Wheels.

Ms. Go Go knows you have time for a do-gooder sip and snack.

On Thursday, Giada De Laurentiis’s Festa Italiana  kicks off the long, delicious weekend; fest highlights include:  I Heart Champagne and Caviar hosted on the rooftop of the Montage Beverly Hills  by Lukshon’s Sang Yoon; the Indulge Dinner at the Fairmont, Santa Monica (with chefs from Melisse, Fig, Jiraffe, and Joe’s Restaurant); cooking demos by former Top Chef bad boys and bros Bryan and Michael Voltaggio; and “He Said, She Said” wine seminars with John Robinson and Master Sommelier Andrea Immer Robinson.

Sadly, the $2000 per person Founders Dinner is sold out.

LOS ANGELES FOOD AND WINE FESTIVALThurs, Aug 9 – Sun, Aug 12; $50-$500/21+ —  Tickets and the full event lineup, including locations, at www.lafw.com.

Way beyond “Blue Hawaii”

Grass Skirts Unlikely

Is your idea of hula a lei, shaking hips, and a coconut bra?

You should know that one of those things is unlikely to make an appearance Friday and Saturday nights when Nā Lei Hulu I Ka Wēkiu takes the Grand Performances stage.

Ms. Go Go is not betting on coconut bras making an appearance.

The hips, however, are guaranteed to deliver at least a 4.5 magnitude shake-a-thon at the WaterCourt Stage.  (Watch out for spontaneous geysers!)

Raconteur Patrick Makuakane created hula mua (translation: hula that evolves) and also helms the San Francisco-based hula troupe, which incorporates  opera, pop, and electronica into traditional Hawaiian dance for a show that’s as much spectacle as sway .

The last time  Nā Lei Hulu I Ka Wēkiu shook it like a Polaroid in L.A. was seven years ago  so this weekend is your chance to finally scratch that Hawaiian itch.  And like all Grand Performances, it’s free.

This is one time when navel-gazing is encouraged.

NA LEI HULU I KA WEKIU — Fri, Aug 10 & Sat, Aug 11 @ 8 pm; Free/All ages –  Grand Performances, 300-350 So Grand Ave, DTLA 90071.  For parking and general info go to: 
http://www.grandperformances.org/en/gp/homepage.html

Twisted Mister Brian Tolley made these.

Twist and Shout

If you’re a fan of outside art — your Popsicle stick frame collection routinely inspires gasps, for instance — you’ll definitely want to head to Future Studio Gallery this Saturday for the Mr. Twister Twisted Art Show.

When most three-year-olds were banging Legos on the floor (and each other’s heads), Brian Tolley was making art out of white twist ties: the kind that clutter most people’s kitchen drawers.

Yours too; Ms. Go Go knows.

Brian’s creations turned into increasingly complex sculptures of monsters, food stuffs, and faux footwear, which will be on display at Future Studio Gallery as part of  NELA 2nd Saturday Gallery NightThink you can twist like Mr. Twister?  During opening night, Future Studio proprietress Amy Inouye will provide twist ties for the curious and the dexterous.

Twisty snacks like pretzels and Red Vines provided for the rest of us thumb-challenged admirers.

There’s a Mister Twister (Brian’s chosen moniker) documentary in the works and collectors have been snapping up the pieces  at the Hollywood Farmer’s Market where Eagle Rock High Schooler Brian sells his work.

Ms. Go Go will take a pound of rutabagas and a giant, pink cupcake, please.

MR. TWISTER’S TWISTED ART SHOWSat, Aug 11, 7-10pm; free/all agesFuture Studio Gallery, 5558 No Figueroa St, Highland Park/Los Angeles, 90042; 
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?tab=wm#search/futurestudio%40sbcglobal.net/138fd86e7c241cae

You’ll want to hear what these lips have to say….

Lip Service

Hot lips and air conditioning: it’s a win-win summer combo made even more appealing when the hot lips belong to cool writers, comedians, and performers telling tales that producer Wendy Hammers describes “hilarious and horrifying”.

Case in point: Carlos Kotkin’s “Please God, Let it Be Herpes”.

The Hot and Tasty Show: a Summertime Salon – a one-off that may morph into a monthly event — will feature Hammers plus pals Kotkin, Monica Piper,and Elizabeth Payne with  musical stylings by singer/songwriter Eric Schwartz. Special Guest Stephen Toblowsky will share a story from his upcoming book The Dangerous Animals Club.

Or as you call it, “Feeding Fido”.

THE HOT AND TASTY SHOWSun, Aug 12 @ 7pm; advance tix $20; $25 @ door (plus two-item food or drink minimum)Flappers Comedy Club Burbank, 102 E Magnolia, Burbank, 91502.  
http://www.comedycasting.com/h2fnew/index.php?pg=seats_page&id=8513
  NOTE: Flappers Comedy Club is all ages but Hammers advises that the Hot and Tasty material might not interest teens under 14.

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….

Have weenie tree, will travel.

Just about now, you’re hoping it’s YOU who’ll  get run over by a reindeer what with the Muzak-mauled carols, the mall-maddened crowds, and the 7-11-icky eggnog.

De rigueur holiday gift: a cocktail guide stocking stuffer for the office party planner.

To put you out of your seasonal misery, Ms. Go Go advises cutting the sugar with a little spice – say,  juniper berries taken in the form of gin — and adding a theatrical chaser – or four — with the following So-Not-Taking-the-Season-Seriously shows. You’ll have to move fast; these theatrical events are late-breaking, ending soon, or sure to be sold out.

You’re obviously not the only Grinch in town. 

True Tales, Retro Slides, and Astro Weenie Trees

STOP!  Before reading on, clickety-clack those computer keys to grab tickets to kitsch historian Charles Phoenix’s just-added, sure-to-be-sold-out  Retro Holiday Slide Show this Sunday, December 18th at 3:00 p.m. Gape at the glory of a Kodachrome year in vintage slides that start with politically incorrect Rose Bowl Parade floats and end with a Christmas bondage party.

Sure, you can take notes for your next birthday bash.

LATE BREAKING NEWS!  Now that you’ve got Sunday scheduled, cancel your Hump Day lunch and head downtown for True Holiday Tales With Charles Phoenix and Friends, a FREE Grand Performances midday event today, Wednesday, December 14th from noon to 1:00 p.m.   Joining the Ambassador of Americana are tellers of true tales such as Ric Salinas (one-third of the comedy group Culture Clash) and Kristina Wong (who tours with her one-woman show Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest while feuding with James Franco).   You’d go mano  a mano with Franco any time.

And yes, Grand Performances dares you to bring an Astro Weenie Tree.

(TRUE HOLIDAY TALES with Charles Phoenix and Friends — Today! Wed, Dec 14th from noon-1pm/FREEGrand Performances, California Plaza Watercourt, 350 South Grand, DTLA 213.687.2159, grandperformances.org)

(CHARLES PHOENIX RETRO HOLIDAY SLIDE SHOWSun, Dec 18 @ 3pm; $30REDCAT Theater, 631 West 2nd St, LA 90012;
http://www.redcat.org/event/charles-phoenix-0
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Buk up!

Buk the Season

What better antidote to Xmas than the man who said, “I don’t like jail, they have the wrong kind of bars in there.”

Happy holidays!

Whether you already love the chronicler of L.A.’s low life or just wanna say Scrooge the season, don’t miss the final performance of  Christmas 4 Bukowski this Friday, December 16th at 8:30 p.m. at Zombie Joe’s Underground Theater.  Jessica Lynn Verdi serenades with carols as you enter the black box theatre but don’t get your pom-pom panties in a twist; director Josh T. Ryan cuts the cheer with a healthy dose of Bukowski’s cyanide-sharp prose and poetry.  By the time you leave the theater, all Xmas sentiment will have been scoured away so you can wade into the holiday fray once more. 

Bukowski would definitely approve your post-performance, wading-into-the-fray nightcap.

(CHRISTMAS 4 BUKOWSKI – FINAL PERFORMANCE!  Fri, Dec 16th @ 8:30 p.m./$10 – Zombie Joe’s Underground Theatre, 4850 Lankershim Blvd, No Hollywood;  818.202.4120 zombiejoes.homestead.com)

'Cause he's your best friend.... (Courtesy of Santasia)

Merry Full Monty and the Little Penguin That Could

The bad boys of Santasia, all alumni of ImprovOlympics, Second City, and ComedySportz,  have been gleefully skewering holiday traditions for over a decade — that’s 40 reindeer years to you — with their R-rated mix of  original claymation (penguin), film shorts (penguin again), and laugh-’til-you-choke sketches such as an epic get-the-bully snowball brawl and the sleigh ride from hell.

Just in case you’ve been dreaming of a  James Cameron-does-White Christmas….

And if you’ve been dragged to one too many performances of The Nutcracker and The Snow Queen, you’ll appreciate the definitely-not-Kringle-approved choreography in musical parodies ranging from Chicago to Fame to The Full Monty

Nothing says holiday like a scantily clad man wearing a Menorah.

(SANTASIA through Sat, Dec 24; various days/times; $23 on line/$35 at the door; Rated R — Whitefire Theater, 13500 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks, 91423, for info and tix 
http://santasia.com/index.htm
)

Parno Graszt stir things up at the Skirball. (Photo courtesy of Yonas Media)

The moon may not be full until Sunday but that doesn’t mean your blood isn’t already stirring with the heat and the anticipation….

What better way to work off that agita than with Parno Graszt‘s high energy brew of soulful and oh-so-danceable Hungarian/Romani music.  Described as “THE SOURCE of Gypsy music” by Songlines Magazine, the eight-piece, twenty-year folk veterans (whose name in Romani means “White Horse”, the symbol of purity and freedom)  make their Los Angeles debut at the Skirball Cultural Center on Thursday to kick-off the institution’s oh-so-brief Summer Concert season.   Expect to hear instruments ranging from guitars, double bass, tambura and accordions to spoons, water cans, milk churns and ‘oral bass’ (a “continuous vocal improvisation made by the percussionist”).   And really, when was your last oral bass experience in public?

Party in the Pushkar. (Film still from "Ramblers, Roamers, Vagabonds - Parno Graszt" courtesy of podium productions)

In 2008, the Paszabi gypsies were invited to India (the purported motherland of the Roma people) where they searched for musical roots,  familiar customs, and source melodies while playing with local musicians in the Pushkar Desert and elsewhere. On Wednesday, the day before the concert, the Skirball screens Ramblers, Roamers, Vagabonds – Parno Graszt, Sandor Sillo’s color-drenched documentary of the journey.  (Free but reservations recommended so don’t delay, Go Go’ers!)

Eastsiders/downtown wage slaves can also check out the group  on Friday at the noon Grand Performances at the Water Court at California Plaza but those lucky enough to be able to plan an extended stay at the Skirball can dine before dancing (but sadly, not before film viewing) at the reservation only dinner buffet at Zeidler’s Cafe.   Post-dinner/pre-concert,  check out “Jews on Vinyl”; album highlights of the Roger Bennett/Josh Kun guest-curated exhibit include  “Batman and Rubin” and “Bagels and Bongos”.  (The latter may be the only instrument not utilized by Parno Graszt.)   Feel your Inner Don Draper relax in the retro Fifties living room where listening stations await.

The choice of whether to fill your hip flask with Mad Men scotch or Mad Hungarians is, of course, up to you….

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….

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Double G and daKAH do the Ring.
(Photo courtesy of Grand Performances)

Go Go’ers, here’s an eve o’ Dad’s Day event for all the fathers in your life from your Pop Pop to your baby daddy.

By the time Saturday’s Grand Performance rolls around, Wagner’s “The Ring” will have roiled through the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion (and will continue roiling through June 26).   If you’re a diehard Wagner fan who’s attended every sidebar offering of “Der Ring Des Nibelung” as well as the Main Event, you will definitely want to add Double G‘s Gangsta Wagner to your “If you like it then you better put a Ring on it” collection.

Geoff Gallegos (a.k.a. Double G) is the co-founder and composer, as well as “Da Konductor”, of the dAKAH Symphony Hip Hop Orchestra.  The  60+ piece ensemble has strings, winds and percussion to deliver the symphonic sound; electric guitars, turntables,  singers, and MCs bring the soul.   (Wagner might not know what to make of the MCs and turntables; then again, he had dwarves and mermaids to work with….)  Expect the Berklee College of Music-trained Gallegos, who also produces and arranges for musicians such as Outkast, India Arie, John Frusciante and Everlast, to funk up Wagner’s Ring with Left Coast Rap for a  musical thrill ride.

For a kinder, gentler thrill ride (and the ultimate downtown experience), take the Red Line from Union Station to Pershing Square, climb the north stairs to 4th and Hill, and for a quarter, take the Angels Flight Railway (“The Shortest Railway in the World”) up to the California Plaza Watercourt.  (The railway closes at 10:00PM so be prepared to hoof it downhill post-concert if necessary.)   BYOB and a picnic (NOTE: No red wine or glass containers allowed!) or grab Famima fare (Free coffee with any Famima cake!) at the Plaza.  Stake out your spot by 6:30, chow down, and get any chit chat with dads or dates out of the way before the music starts.

‘Cause you don’t want to mess with the Germans and the gangstas….

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….

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