Even the dead will drink on Cinco de Mayo

It’s been seven weeks since Saint Patrick’s DayAngelenos have had an excuse for an all-city bash and while there are Cinco de Mayo drink specials all over town, Ms. Go Go’s hand-picked “cinco for Cinco” list features events with that especial something that translates as fiesta.

Stay festive, my friends.

LAS PERLAS

In addition to the year’s best Cinco de Mayo poster, Las Perlas, Downtown’s dedicated palace of mezcal and tequila is teaming up with Herradura for wallet-friendly  Cinco de Mayo revelry: $5 Margaritas, $5 Herradura Silver shots and $4 Modello Especial cans.

Julio Arenas (voted best street taco in LA by…someone) will be selling his signature fare in flavors of chicken, chorizo, carne asada, and pastor on the patio for $1.50 a taco.

That’s going to be one crowded patio.

LAS PERLASSat, May 5, noon-2am; Free/21+ — 107 E 6th St, DTLA 90014;
http://213nightlife.com/lasperlas

Yes, the Battle of Puebla was won with a trumpet.

THE EDISON

The dilemma: You want to celebrate the Mexican army’s victory over France but you’re damn well not doing it with a plastic margarita glass.
The solution: The ever-elegant Edison handles your Battle-of-Puebla-victory needs in the classiest way possible.

In addition to music by the Latin Jazz band Mambo Loco, the Edison is cracking open their own Private Label barrel of Casa Noble tequila, pouring $10 Margaritas and $5 Victoria beers, and serving $5 Short Rib Tacos all night.

Nothing says victorious-battle-celebration like mambo and a short rib taco.

THE EDISONSat, May 5th, 7pm-2am; 21+/$10108 W. 2nd St, DTLA, 90012.  Reservations:  213.613.0000; http://www.edisondowntown.com/

VILLAINS TAVERN

Weather update: Cinco Saturday promises to be “mostly sunny”.   Sounds close enough to party weather to Ms. Go Go.

If you want to get a cheap, early, al fresco start to the day, Villains Tavern is a Cinco de Mayo grand slam.  From noon to 6:00 p.m., the semi-patio’d drinkery offers $2 Milagro cocktails, $2 Tecates, hand crafted Milagro punches, three bands, and a selection of great taco trucks.  Post 6pm, check out Chef Rosie’s Ceviche Tostada and VT’s killer tacos.

A word about the punches: Milagro means “miracle”.  Just saying.

VILLAINS TAVERNSat, May 5th, noon-2am; free/21+1356 Palmetto St, DTLA, 213.613.0766; www.villainstavern.com

For those who like their Cinco pink….

TE’KILA

The tequila bar in the courtyard of the historical Jane’s House has 100+ tequilas.  An unspecified number will be used in festive Cinco cocktail specials.

So far, so good.

From 11am to 2am, Te’Kila will also have $3 Modelo Especial and draft Dos XX.  And just to make sure you stay awake ’til closing, there’s a live Mariachi performance from 9-10 pm.

Just so you can set your watch.

There are also shot girls, free gifts, and, throughout the day, pinata smashes filled with surprises.

Which basically sounds like the best birthday party EVER!

TE’KILASat, May 5th, 11am- 2am; Free/21+6541 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood 90028; 323. 960.2404; 
http://tekilahollywood.com/

FIVE0FOUR

FiveOFour may be more NOLA than Baja but the Big Easy outpost  always throws a damn good party.  And since you’re in the neighborhood (literally, the same courtyard),  you might as well check out what may very well be the best Cinco de Mayo drink prices in the city: 99 cent Coronitas, $3 pints of Pacifico, $12 pitchers of Pacifico, and most exciting, $5 Herradura shots served out of the FiveOFour ICE LUGE.

They’ve also got some food specials in the works.  Presumably not delivered by ice luge.

FIVEOFOURSat, May 5th, 11am-2am; 21+/free (but RSVP)  – 6541 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028  RSVP
https://www.facebook.com/events/404111569621374

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….


Big Chief, Uptown RulerMardi Gras Big Chiefs, First Queens, Spy Boys, and Wild Men (and Women) looking for the best spots outside New Orleans to tear it up Tchoupitoulas Street style, rest easy now.

Whether or not you’re giving up good times  for Lent — and  Ms. Go Go knows the odds on that, you lush lifers — the City of Angels has Fat Tuesday fetes  for every persuasion.

Read on for revelry and other reasons to repent.

We goin’ to a Street Parade
And we gonna Second line
We gonna have a good time, time, time.

Street Parade
- Earl King

Saints and Sinners, Second line

Amoeba Musicin Hollywood knows it ain’t Mardi Gras without beads and a parade. The good times start to roll at 3:00 p.m. with Big Easy party music, a photo station, and kid-friendly grab bags for Mardi Gras mini-me’s.

So…no Cyclone kiddie cups.

Make sure to get there by 4:30 p.m. when everyone is urged to bring their joy noise instruments to play When the Saints Go Marching In while high-steppin’ it at the parade.

Kazoos and keytars oh-so-welcome.

Big Daddies and Sweet Mamas will want to stock up on shake-your-tail-feather tunes — part of Amoeba’s Fat Tuesday proceeds help preserve Louisiana music and culture via the Tipitina Foundation — and enter the raffle to win two plane tickets to New Orleans.

As if you needed a reason to “research” Mardi Gras 2013.

AMOEBA MUSIC - Tues, Feb 21, 3-5pm; Free/All ages - 6400 Sunset Blvd, LA 90028, 323.245.6400

Fat Tuesday Fly Boys

Me got fire, can’t put it out.
Heap fire water gonna make me shout.

Big Chief, Part 2- Professor Longhair

Quench your Fat Tuesday flame with Floyd and the Flyboys  at NOLA’s: A Taste of New Orleans. ”Mastermind behind Creation” Cabrini Schnyder serves up her Crescent City hometown’s signature hooch — Hurricanes,  Sazeracs, and more — and festive fare such as  Po’Boys, Catfish, Gumbo, and Beignets in a gorgeous setting that’ll make you feel like King or Queen of your Krewe.

As they say in Louisiana, ”Nowhere better to be than here.”

There’s a $10 cover, a free glass of champagne when you buy dinner, and Miz Cabrini strongly advises you to reserve your party table.

‘Cause cher, that Mardi Gras flame burns hot, hot, hot.

NOLA’S: A TASTE OF NEW ORLEANSTues, Feb 21, 6-9pm; $10 cover734 E 3rd St, DTLA, 90013, 213.680.3003, 
http://nolasla.com/

The Green room is smokin’ and the Plaza burning down
Throw my baby out the window, let the joint burn down
All because it’s Carnival Time…oooooohhh,it’s Carnival Time

Carnival Time
— Al “Carnival Time” Johnson

Five0Four promises the same level of debauchery and dedicated drinking they debuted at last year’s extravaganza.  Will there be neon-colored, alcoholic sno-cones, $2 jello shots,  $20 half-gallon souvenir jugs of Abita beer, a brass band, and a photo booth?  The jive joint is being mum on the extreme levels of Mardi Gras madness so you’ll just have to come see for yourself.

Word on the street is that Hollywood Boulevard still hasn’t recovered from Five0Four’s Mardi Gras 2011.

Still incognito after last year's Five0Four blowout.

FIVE0FOURTues, Feb 21; 7pm – 2am; 21+ – 6541 Hollywood Blvd , LA, 90028  Call 323.960.0224 for table reservations, 
http://www.five0four.com

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….

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