Go Go’ers, the Twelve Days of Christmas isn’t just a song about conspicuous consumption and/or an obsessive stalker-ish boyfriend.

January 6th, the twelfth day of Christmas, is Three Kings Day when the Three Wise Guys  – as Ms. Go Go’s li’l gangsta goddaughter used to call them — finally showed up with gold and other prezzies…

…thereby making them fashionably late instead of shockingly rude.

Ms. Go Go is SLIGHTLY better organized  than those Wandering Wise Men (who obviously wouldn’t stop to ask for directions).   Lucky you –here’s  a 12th Night 2012 road map to the shiniest new events of the new year.

Word to the wise: leave the frankincense and myrrh at home.

Take Me to the River

Go Go’ers, it may be 83 degrees and dropping — brrr —  but you’ll want to brave the elements for the FREE 2nd Annual Downtown Arts District WinterFest 2012 put on by the Los Angeles River Artists & Business Association (LARABA) and LADADspace.

Running January 5th through January 8th, the four-night event gets you cultured up from the January get-go with art from 5:00 to 8:00 p.m. (4:00 p.m. on Sunday), Padua Playwrights readings from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m., a Sunday poetry reading at 9:00 p.m., and music from 10:00 – midnight.  Gourmet food trucks keep hunger and dehydration at bay.

The no-host bar keeps the joint jumping.

The more-talent-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at Fest includes  Southern chanteuse Tawny Ellis, Thirties jazz  purist Eddie Reed’s Big Band, Wallace Shawn’s Obie-award-winning The Fever,  and poet Danielle Adair who was “embedded media” with US Forces in Afghanistan.  For Arts District eye candy, anticipate iconographic art by Richard Kessler, collaborative, on-site installations by street artists Street Artists Cryptik, Chor Boogie, Vyal One, and  Slick & Defer, and Michael French’s interactive video installation, which scrambles up occult symbols, video game graphics, and pop culture elements into magical incantations.

You always like to start the New Year with magical incantations.

(ARTS DISTRICT WINTERFEST 2012 — Thurs, Jan 5th – Sat, Jan 7th; 5 pm – 12 am; Sun, 4 pm – 11:30 pm – Lot 613, 613 Imperial St, DTLA 90021; parking available on surrounding streets and nearby parking lots; http://www.artsdistrictwinterfest.com/Home_Page.html)

Kicking It off at McCabe’s

Film and T.V. composer Ernest Troost has danced at the Emmy party; he’s won one, been nominated for many.  On Friday, January 6th, Troost inaugurates the 2012 season at McCabes with his newest album, the aptly titled Ernest Troost Live at McCabes: a celebration of the artist’s roots-centric songwriting, which mixes traditional country blues and ragtime with contemporary lyrics that evoke the past.  Nicole Gordon, Mark “Pocket” Goldberg, and Debra Dobkin join Troost while virtuoso banjo and guitar picker Shaun Cromwell  opens with songs that dazzle with wordplay.

On Three Kings Night 2012, this pair of aces is the hand to draw.

(ERNEST TROOST LIVE AT MCCABES – Fri, Jan 6th @ 8 pm; $15 –  McCabes, 3101 Pico Blvd. Santa Monica 90405,  For tix & info: http://www.mccabes.com/condata.html; parking info: http://www.mccabes.com/parking.html; 310.828.4497)

(Courtesy of American Cinematheque)

To The Moon, Alice!

Go Go’ers, it’s been said that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.  As a hedge against a life full of failed, get-rich-quick schemes, start the new year with some golden Gleason.   The Honeymooners sketches, starring Jackie Gleason as  blustering, bumbling, Brooklyn bus driver Ralph Kramden and  Art Carney as his sewer cleaning sidekick Ed Norton, first aired 60 years ago but the live episodes from 1951 to 1957 were subsequently lost.

You suspect Lucy and Ricky have some ‘splainin’ to do….

Luckily for your  financial future, the American Cinematheque screens the “Lost Episodes” on Saturday, January 7th at 7:30 p.m.  at the Egyptian Theater.  Post screening, there will be a discussion with Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Frank Marth (The Honeymooners), Pamela Adlon (Louie),  Peter Mehlman (Seinfeld), and T.V. and voice actor Chuck McCann so you can count on a whole lot of “Har har hardee har har”.

You couldn’t have put it better yourself.

(THE HONEYMOONERSSat, Jan 7th @ 7:30 pm; $7 – $11American Cinematheque at the Egyptian Theater, 6712 Hollywood Blv, 90028, http://www.americancinemathequecalendar.com/content/the-honeymooners-lost-episodes-1951-1957)

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….

Bee fighting -- always better in a bathing suit.

Go Go’ers, Halloween may be over but that doesn’t mean swords, sci-fi, and the supernatural have been tidily put away in a box until next October.

Ms. Go Go knows you’re relieved.

From beyond the grave, the forge, and the celluloid screen, here are three events to distract you from that damn, looming turkey.

You’re welcome.

Still Scaring the Pants Off You….

Ms. Go Go knows you don’t have much spare time, what with all that cocktailing, carousing and…cocktailing.  Still, at least a little of your leisure time has surely been consumed with curiosity about “Emergo”, “Percepto”, and “Illusion-O”.

When men were men, women were women, and everyone smoked.

If you’re ready to get serious about cinematic showmanship — and the man who did it best — head over to Hollywood for William Castle Night at Larry Edmunds.

Terry Castle, the youngest ghoul of the Genius of Gimmicks, will be signing Step Right Up,  I’m Gonna Scare the Pants Off America, the newly reprinted edition of her director dad’s autobiography.

There will be clips.  There will be trailers. And to satisfy your “fly on the page” fantasies, there will be limited copies of Castle’s newly released House on Haunted Hill: A William Castle Annotated Screamplay.

The cult director’s dad-ly advice to Terry, who co-produced remakes of House on Haunted Hill and 13 Ghosts, included how to hold a deadly axe and the best way to mix up a batch of the red stuff.  So yes, there may be blood.

Vodka and celery?  You’re on your own.

(William Castle Night at Larry Edmunds – Thursday, November 10, at 7:30 p.m. - 6644 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, 90028. (323) 463-3273) http://larryedmunds.com/?p=471)

Forging Ahead

Halloween may be over but there’s always a Renaissance Faire somewhere.  (Great Dickens Christmas Fair!  15 days and counting!)

Living on the edge. (Courtesy of Metalpalooza.com)

If your broadsword needs spiffing up or your leather jerkin needs some love, you’ll want to head over to The Sword and The Stone this weekend for Metalpalooza.

Master Blacksmith/Armourer Tony Swatton will helm a two-day demo-ganza for all your sword-making, bronze-casting, leather-working,  armour-crafting, gem-cutting needs.

And while it really couldn’t get any better, expect sword-fighting and belly dancing.

We all have our special talents.

You can be confident that Swatton knows his way around a hammer and an anvil; his work can be seen in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s EndAngels and Demons, and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.

The guy also crafted the Burger King crown and some wicked looking metal stilettos.

A Burger King crown and metal stilettos.  Guaranteed to make sparks fly.

(MetalpaloozaNovember 12-13, 10am- 6pm/$25-$100, Under 13 – free with paid adult – The Sword and the Stone, 723 N Victory Blvd, Burbank, 91502; (818) 562-6548; Register at www.metalpalooza.com)

Finding (Captain) Nemo

Watch out for falling Confederates.

Go Go’ers, whether you’re a stop-motion animation fan — and really, who isn’t — or you just like ginormous bugs in gorgeous Technicolor, you’ll want to set sail for Mysterious Island this Sunday. Showing at American Cinematheque, this is the 50th Anniversary of one of two sequels to Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. And to whet your appetite further, it’s the ”Twilight Times Blu-Ray Launch: Beautiful New Digital Presentation!”.

So you know it’s gonna be good.

Mysterious Island — basically, a Confederate soldiers-in-a-balloon version of the Wizard of Oz – features Sixties-state-of-the-art, stop-motion animation (You WERE paying attention, right?) by Ray Harryhausen — a god among animators — and a thrilling score by frequent musical collaborator Bernard Hermann.   Expect the usual sci-fi adventure elements: pirates, volcanoes, giant cephalopods.

You always like to end Sunday with a giant cephalopod.

(Mysterious Island, Sunday, November 13th, 4pm/$11, American Cinematheque, Egyptian Theater, 6712 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, 90028, 323.466.FILM., http://www.americancinematheque.com/indexegyptian.html)

Author John Buntin brings his book to life in his guest-hosted tour from Esotouric.

 

The weather forecast may call for sunshine and blue skies this weekend but it’s always shady in the land of Noir.  This weekend, check out gangsters and gun molls plus real-life cops and robbers.  Snap-brimmed fedoras optional….  

The second* weekend of American Cinematheque’s Film Noir Festival at the Egyptian Theater features some interesting curiosities. The script for  Bodyguard, the second film in Friday night’s double feature (playing with The Locket) was written by a young Robert Altman.  Sunday night’s Drive a Crooked Road features the double delight of cast-against-type Mickey Rooney as a car mechanic whose penchant for pretty dames has him on the skids in a script by Blake Edwards.  (Walk a Crooked Mile follows.)  Saturday night’s fare has no stunt casting/screenplays but offers a double dose of Broderick Crawford in New York Confidential and Human Desire.  

Go Go’ers in the know dine on dry martinis and other Rat Pack staples across the street at Musso & Frank Grill, Hollywood’s oldest restaurant (opened 1919) and a favorite haunt of Hollywood royalty and writers on a budget  or a binge; John Fante and Charles Bukowski both ate/drank here as did F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Faulkner and Ernest Hemingway when they wrote for “the studios”.  (NOTE: The bar at Musso & Frank Grill is now open until 2:00AM; a limited but beyond-bar-food menu, such as  steak filet, is also available.)  

Check out L.A.’s real back alleys, brazen gangsters, and beat-cops-with-a-mission in Esotouric’s L.A. Noir Crime Tour.   Author John Buntin brings to life his  highly praised book L.A. Noir: The Struggle for the Soul of America’s Most Seductive City about the decades-long power struggle between cold-blooded-killer/Hollywood scenester Mickey Cohen and controversial Police Chief William Parker.   Buntin guest-hosts the tour  with Esotouric’s Crime Tour creator Kim Cooper.  The tour leaves from the classic Clifton’s Cafeteria; get there early to jolt yourself into consciousness with a cup of joe and a sugary dessert.  

Bad boys and b-girls, this one’s for you.  

Ready?  U Know U Want 2 Go Go….  

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